5.17.2013

Po'boy Pasta

Every once in a while we get in the kitchen and throw something together that is worth trying again. Sometimes. This was one of them. I am not really a fryer... I had actually bought oil for the purpose of making falafel because I had a bunch of chickpeas I needed to use up.  I never made falafel... but I fried up some shrimp for myself on Mother's Day because I felt like I deserved it.

Anyone who has tried any of my recipes probably notices a recurring theme of onion, peppers, and garlic. Truth be told, I eat these three things just about every day. I don't really add salt to my cooking, so I get some flavor in there the natural way. I eat a lot of pasta or rice usually with some random veg stir-fried in. More rice than pasta, really, but I do love some good whole-wheat pasta salad now and then when I get tired of greens.

I think there is a technical term for people who eat fish and shrimp but not other meat... it's not a true vegetarian, I know, but it's a stupid name that I never care to remember. I do eat fish or shrimp occasionally  but generally I am on a low-protein diet, so it's more of a treat or an 'I might kill someone if they look at me funny so my protein must be low' sort of thing. There is always tilapia in the freezer for emergencies. But anyway... I have made it quite clear that I am not a very strict vegan-y type person... I just don't like meat and I do not eat processed/canned/cured things if I can help it. I am not really so much health-conscious as I just know what makes me want to hurl or makes me feel shitty and I try not to eat it.

Like fried food... but sometimes it's worth it for a different texture, right?

Here is the point, once again, where I apologize for not really having careful measurements. I may have made the excuse before that I don't really measure things- even when I should measure things- and this is why I am a sucky baker and use phrases like 'however much you want to put' in recipes. Because I would put how much I wanted to if I was 'following' your recipes, or I might leave it out, or I might add something you forgot. I'd like to assume you all personalize your cooking in this way and it doesn't mean at all that I am just obstinate and unable to follow rules.

Po'Boy Pasta

2 hearty servings

16 medium sized shrimp (cooked, devained, peeled)*
1 medium onion (in halves)
1/2 small bell pepper (I used a yellow bell here as it needed to be eaten soon- but red would be prettier)
2 garlic cloves
Olive oil
Vegetable oil for frying
1/2 package of whole wheat pasta of your choosing
2ish cups of SR flour
Salt
Pepper
Creole seasoning
Ranch dressing (about 1-2Tsp each serving- you just want a taste)

*I don't live near a coast, so I don't eat fresh shrimp (just how fresh is it, really, by the time it gets 6hrs from the coast to here?- assuming it did come the shortest route, which it probably did not).  Fresh shrimp is also gray, which does not make me want to touch it with a 10ft fork. Besides, I don't think I would want to fry raw shrimp myself because I would be paranoid if it was done by the time it is a nice light golden brown how I like it. 8 medium shrimp is what I consider plenty for a meal, but please add more if you like, and make up more of the flour if needed.

Put your shrimp in some tepid water to thaw if it's the frozen kind.

Cook your pasta while you employ your knife skills: Dice one half of the onion and also the pepper and add to your frying pan with a little olive oil. Go ahead and peel and dice your garlic and set it aside. Half your other onion half and slice it as thick or thin as you like. Add those onions to your shrimp water to soak.

Saute' your onion and pepper. Let it get nice a done, beginning to blacken a little to bring out the sweetness. Stir in the garlic and remove pan from heat. Sprinkle lightly with your three spices (or more creole if you want it spicier).

When you pasta is done to your liking (better if left a little firm since you will be frying it up a bit) drizzle another little bit of olive oil if it wants to stick. Place pan back on the heat and add the pasta. Stir/flip carefully to mix it in with the onions/peppers. It's pretty much done when you start to smell the garlic roasting. Set it aside to cool.

Begin heating your oil for frying while you prepare your flour and bread your friables.

Prepare you flour with the same three spices. Again, I use tiny bit of sea salt and a good bit of pepper and creole. If you really want it spicy put some cayenne, maybe. Love dangerously (not a typo). Stir well.

(Assuming your shrimp have lost their tails by now) drop your wet shrimp and onions into the flour and toss/stir/whatever you do to coat it evenly. Fry it up when your oil is ready. (I actually fry the onion first and then the shrimp- the onion floats in the water and the shrimp sinks, so it's not really hard to bread them separately) When all that is done and your fried bits are nicely drained and cooled a little, assemble on two plates (Or like me- one plate and one Tupperware for tomorrow).


Pasta... drizzled with a little ranch... topped with onion straws and shrimp. Good with a side of turnip greens or cabbage (Or maybe slaw- seems like Cajun restaurants always try to make you eat slaw).
A slightly revised New Orleans favorite!

Enjoy!


5.12.2013

Owl for the Pussycat

"Give me a home!"
A friend showed me a very cute little owl that had no pattern. I thought maybe I could figure it out. Mine turned out a lot less detailed than that one which used a finer yarn and fancy plastic eyes. There's was definitely prettier, but mine... easier. Easy is always good, right? Of course my brain is stuck on all things must be made for 1. animals or 2. my granddaughter. Could go either way, really... cat toy, baby toy. Trust me, the baby has way more toys than the cats. Especially this cat...

This little stray girl is hiding out in my bathroom for now and I thought- hey- new owl, new temp cat, maybe she wants a toy. She doesn't really know how to play. I made another one and put catnip in it. She was a little more interested in that one, but not much. Maybe I will try a bell next and see if that is closer to her idea of awesome. BUT, I am sure there are tons of cats out there that don't have to be persuaded to have fun, and if that cat is one you know you should make them one of these. Or four or eight. In all different colors. Just go crazy. :D

This little girl is looking for a good home, by the way. I have contacted a few shelters to see if someone can take her, but this time of year shelters are overflowing and healthy animals are being put down just because they have no room. She is welcome to stay here until something better comes along, but I fear she is not too happy about the dogs. If you happen to be near Cullman, Alabama and are looking for a sweet but shy little kitty, shoot me an email! She does like other cats, so that's promising. AND she loves petting- the first few days she would hiss at me then purr because I insisted on petting her. She learned to love it pretty quick! Hopefully I get to update this soon and say um... never mind about the cat- she was snatched up in a flash! Fingers crossed she finds something wonderful!

And then I will see about grabbing another one of the many strays and trying it all over again.

Read Edward Lear's The Owl and the Pussycat- a classic!

Owl in the mint
Owl for the Pussycat

Skill Level: Intermediate

Size: 2.5inches tall

Gauge: Unimportant

Materials:
3.5mm (E) Hook
Small amounts of worsted weight yarn in the following colors: Eye (iris) color; Beak color; Black (pupil); White (cornea); THREE (A, B, and C) colors of your choice for the owl itself
Tapestry needle
6x6inch piece of matching felt or fabric
Polyfil (handful or so)
(Optional) Catnip, cat bell, crinkles, etc.



Stitches used: 
Magic Circle
Ch- chain
sc- single crochet
sc2tog- single crochet 2 together
sl st- slip stitch
BLO- back loop only
begshell- beginning shell (see special stitches)
shell (see special stitches)
shelldec- shell decrease (see special stitches)
YO- yarn over
FO- finish off

Special Stitches:
Shell-  YO, insert hook into chain space, YO and pull through 2 loops on hook. YO, insert hook into same chain space, YO and pull through 2 loops. YO and pull through remaining loops on hook. (This is a dc2tog aka a dc decrease made in the same chain space)

Begshell- Join yarn with a sc and make shell as above.

Shelldec- YO, insert hook into chain space, YO and pull through 2 loops on hook. YO, insert hook into next chain space, YO and pull through 2 loops. YO and pull through remaining loops on hook. (This is a dc2tog aka a dc decrease made over 2 chain spaces)

Pupils and no pupils. Puffy eyes, flat eyes. I bet the cat doesn't care. 

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Body

Note: Work over ends as you go. If you are not comfortable with doing shells into the magic circle, just do a short chain and join.

Round 1: With color A, stitching into a magic circle, Begshell, ch1. (Shell, ch1)6 times. Join with a slst to top of begshell. Pull ends carefully to close tightly. FO (7shells, 7chain spaces)

Round 2: With color B, join in any chain space. (Begshell, ch1, shell, ch1) all in same chain space. (Shell, ch1) twice in each remaining chain space around. Join with a slst to top of begshell. FO. (14shells, 14chain spaces)

Round 3: With color C, join in any chain space. (Begshell, ch1) in same chain space. (Shell, ch1) in each remaining chain space around. Join with a slst to top of begshell. FO.

Round 4: With color A, join in any chain space. (Begshell, ch1) in same chain space. (Shell, ch1) in each remaining chain space around. Join with a slst to top of begshell. DO NOT FO.

Round 5: Sl st over and begshell in next chain space. Shell in each remaining chain space around. Join with a sl st to begshell. (14shells, NO chain spaces)

The bundle. Fabric with stuffing and crinkles (envelope windows!)
Stuff as follows: Place small amount of polyfil (with catnip or other if desired) into center of your fabric square. Gather edges up to form a 'bundle' of stuffing and carefully insert into body. Add more stuffing if needed and tuck in corners/ends. (This fabric will keep your stuffing from poking out between the shells)

All crammed in there, ready for last round.


Round 6: Sl st over to chain space and (Shelldec over the next 2chain spaces)7 times. Join with a sl st to beginning shell. FO, leaving a long tail.  Note: This round is very awkward working around your bundle, but it's not going to show, so just get the stitches tight and don't worry about how it looks!

Stuff more if needed. Use tail to weave through opening and pull tight to close. Secure and sew in end.


Mousey  might actually be part owl.
Head Piece

Row 1. With color of choice, ch2. 2sc in 2nd ch from hook. Ch1, turn.(2sc)

Row 2. 2sc in both stitches. Ch1, turn.(4sc)

Row 3. 2sc in first stitch. Sc in next 2 stitches. 2 sc in last stitch. Ch1, turn.(6sc)

Row 4. 2sc in first stitch. Sc in next 4 stitches. 2 sc in last stitch. Ch1, turn.(8sc)

Row 5.  2sc in first stitch. Sc in next 6 stitches. 2 sc in last stitch. Ch1, turn.(10sc)

Row 6.  2sc in first stitch. Sc in next 8 stitches. 2 sc in last stitch. Ch1, turn.(12sc)

Row 7.  2sc in first stitch. Sc in next 10 stitches. 2 sc in last stitch. Ch1, turn.(14sc)

Row 8.  2sc in first stitch. Sc in next 12 stitches. 2 sc in last stitch. Ch1, turn.(16sc)

Row 9. 1sc, sc2tog, 10sc, sc2tog, 1sc. Ch1, turn. (14stitches)

Row 10. 1sc, sc2tog, 8sc, sc2tog, 1sc. Ch1, turn. (12stitches)

Row 11. 1sc, sc2tog, 6sc, sc2tog, 1sc. Ch1, turn. (10stitches)

Row 12. 1sc, sc2tog, 4sc, sc2tog, 1sc. Ch1, turn. (8stitches)

Row 13. 1sc, sc2tog, 2sc, sc2tog, 1sc. Ch1, turn. (6stitches)

Row 14. 1sc, (sc2tog)twice, 1sc. Ch1, turn. (4stitches)

Row 15. (Sc2tog)twice.  Ch1, turn.(2stitches)

Row 16. Sc2tog. (1stitch).

Round 1. Ch1. Working around the edge on the piece, *(sc, ch1, sc) in corner. 7sc evenly spaced along side. Repeat from * 3 more times. Join with a sl st to beginning sc. FO, leaving long tail for sewing.  (32sc, 4 chain spaces)

Round 2. Join chosen accent color to any corner chain space. *(Sc, ch1, sc) in chain space. Sc in each sc across side. Repeat from * 3 more times. Join with a sl st to beginning sc. FO and sew in accent color ends. (40sc, 4chain spaces)

Owl in the tomato


Eyes

Round 1. With Iris color, 8sc in a magic circle. Join with a sl st to beginning sc. Pull tail carefully to close tightly. FO.

Round 2. With white, join in the back loop of any sc. BLO, 2sc in each stitch around. Join with a sl st to beginning sc. FO, leaving long tail for sewing.

Pupil (optional): With double thickness of black, embroider 5 vertical lines into center of Iris to cover solid. FO.

Trim tails to about 1 inch long. They will be hidden behind eye.

Pieces ready to sew together

Nose

With double strand of  beak color, embroider a V from center of any shell on round 3 to the center of shells on either side on round 4. Repeat 1 or 2 more layers for desired thickness. You can hide and secure those ends on the top of the head where it will be covered.



Finishing
Head Piece stitching lines
Stitch on eyes with pupils lined up with the beak, the whites just touching the beak corners. Carefully stuff the short ends behind the eye and stitch securely. You may make the eye lay flat or more domed, depending on how tightly you pull the stitches.


Stitch on the head piece securely, positioning to line up one point with top of the beak and overlapping tops of the eyes slightly. For the ears, you will stitch straight from one side of diamond straight back to same spot on next side of diamond, stitching front and back points down. (See diagram). Sew and trim ends. Turn up loose head piece corners to form ears.


4.15.2013

No Pimento Cheese

I LOVE Pimento Cheese. Pimento Cheese on Pumpernickel is probably on my top ten list of favorite foods. Seriously. There are 4 problems with pimento cheese, though. For me. There are 4 specific problems, some of which may not be problems with the cheese itself but with me specifically but this is my blog so I am blaming the cheese.

1. It is hard to find the chunky kind in the deli. I don't like the smooth kind. If I wanted smooth cheese, I would eat plain cream cheese because you cannot improve on that.

2. It is always a little too mayonnaise-y for me. I have hated Mayo my entire life. In fact, when I bought mayo for this recipe, I had to ask an older lady to help me pick some out. Sad, I know.

3. It is too mild and I will eat too much of it. Most of it. Okay, ALL of it as long as the bread lasts and then move on to the crackers and the sweet peppers and then I've used up all my quick lunches for breakfast, lunch, and dinner in the first couple of days. In theory, if it is spicier, I will eat less. So far, I am right. Don't expect me to admit when and if that changes.

4. My daughter, probably by the same genetic defect that makes her watch political commentary TV shows, says she hates pimento. I wanted to prove to her that the pimento is not the problem, the store-bought stuff is the problem. And also... (read this part really fast like I would say it aloud so maybe you would miss it) take-out-the-pimento-so-her-argument-is-invalid.

So... I decided to take a simple Pimento Cheese recipe and change it up a bit, make it spicier and fresher. This is asking a lot of cheese, but as we all know, cheese can take it. Yes, it can. YES... don't argue. Cheese is an important part of all societies, even the ones that don't have it yet. Cheese can carry a lot of weight on its little cheesy back.

Also, by my calculations, I am making about 25% more cheese spread than the largest deli container at about $1 savings. And me, being extremely cheap and generally convinced I can do things better than other people (stop laughing) decided to tackle this long list of problems in one go.

The original recipe I found on AllRecipes. It is called Southern Pimento Cheese. It's pretty basic, using a lot of pantry items. I'm not much for bottled spices of things when you can easily use the real thing. PLUS anyone that lives in the South knows it is pure folly to keep things in powdered form because the humidity turns them into cake form. DOUBLE PLUS I love to play with the food processor. It's my favorite toy that plugs into a socket next to the laptop, and that doesn't ALWAYS have to plug in, so the distinction is not very clear on this point. Moving on...

***

No Pimento Cheese

8oz block of seriously sharp white cheddar, shredded
8oz block of fat free cream cheese, softened
1/4 cup mayo
3 cloves of garlic
1/2 small white onion
1 dried ancho chili, split and (mostly) seeded then roughly chopped
2 small cayenne peppers, chopped
a little sea salt and black pepper if desired

Process the garlic, onions, and peppers until fine. Add in the s&p, mayo, cream cheese and process until smooth. Transfer to a medium sized bowl and fold in the shredded cheddar carefully, mixing well, but trying to to mush it up. Chill for at least an hour. Eat.

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That's it? you ask. That was a lot of build-up for something that took 5 minutes to make! If you've been following my blog for a while, you are not surprised. If you don't care at all what I have to say, you scrolled down to the actual recipe and maybe now you are reading this and wondering what the hell is she talking about. Nothing. I am always talking about nothing.

There was no pumpernickel in the discounted 'we baked too many, so you can have 50% off' rack today. (I did mention I was cheap- I do not pay full price for most things even if that means a compromise.) I went with the always-yummy 'everything' French loaf. That stuff is a carb-addict's big O. No lie.

Enjoy yo cheese spread!

Oh- and here is a shot of the peppers. Found them in the ethnic foods section. Lots of good stuff hiding in there at good prices! That's a cheap place to buy the sesame seeds in the black bean burgers recipe, FYI. About $1 for 6oz of those. They last forever. This bag of peppers was right at $2- and there are about a dozen in there. They are considered mild, but in El Club Mexicano terms, that means somewhere between mild and medium.